ABA Behavior Therapist -Port Chester

🚨 💥 ATTENTION WEIRDOS, CHAOS-TAMERS, & BEHAVIORAL WIZARDS! 💥 🚨
👽 THE UNICORN HYPE-TRAIN HAS ARRIVED IN WESTCHESTER! 👽 🔥 NOW HIRING: IN-HOME BEHAVIOR TECH / PARAPROFESSIONAL 🔥
📍 Port Chester, NY 10573 (Westchester County)
💰 INSANE, FACE-MELTINGLY GREAT PAY | 15 Hours/Week | Make Your Own Hours Listen up. We are looking for an absolute clinical anomaly. A legendary creature with nerves made out of titanium, a heart made out of solid gold, and a brain that actively thrives in pure, unadulterated chaos. If you can stare danger in the eye and say, "Cool, let me log this frequency data on my tablet," you are the chosen one. 🧘‍♂️⚡ We are hunting for a 1-on-1 savior for a 16-year-old verbal male who functions at a moderate level but brings some spectacularly severe behaviors to the table. He speaks Spanish, has zero chill, and needs someone who can match his teenage energy without blinking. We need someone so empathetic it hurts, but so responsible you could set an atomic clock by your arrival. ⏰🧠🔥 💥 WHY THIS CASE WILL LITERALLY ALTER YOUR CHEMISTRY:

• 💰 Illegal Levels of Good Pay: Rates so ridiculously high your bank account will think it’s a glitch.
• 🕒 The "Choose Your Own Adventure" Schedule: Lock in 15 hours a week with total, unhinged freedom! Make your own after-school hours. You are the master of your own destiny—pick the afternoons that fit your life! 🌟🔮    
• 🗣️ Language: Spanish-speaking case (bring your bilingual magic and your best street-smart vocabulary).
• 👾 Vibe Check: If you vibrate with pure, unhinged positivity and can handle a behavioral puzzle like a mad scientist in a laboratory, your throne is waiting. 🧪🦖

🚨 APPLY RIGHT THIS SECOND BEFORE SOMEONE ELSE STEALS YOUR GLORY!
📲 Do not walk, do not run—TELEPORT into our DMs right now with your Resume, Availability, and Hourly Pay Expectation. Reference the 15-Hour Port Chester Teenage Matrix Case. Let’s make things beautifully weird! 🤝💙